Author Emilia Rose
Mystery Smutzy's Socks!
Mystery Smutzy's Socks!
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Just in time for Thanksgiving, I’m serving up a smutty-sweet Buy-One, Get-One deal! 🍂
Treat yourself (or a friend!) to a pair of Smutzy’s iconic “Pumpkin Slut” socks and automatically receive a second mystery pair of Smutzy’s socks for FREE!
Yep, you read that right! Normally, two pairs of Smutzy’s socks would cost $22.98, but now you’re getting both for just $9.99!
Will your mystery pair be “Good Girl,” “Breed Me,” “Daddy’s Girl,” or even “Atta Girl”? This deal—and the surprise—is as irresistible as that extra slice of pumpkin pie.
Why You’ll Love Smutzy’s Socks:
- Comfy crew length with breathable, standard-thickness fabric.
- Perfect for cozying up with a steamy read or adding sass to your holiday celebrations.
- Designed for comfort and style, making them essential for any smut-lover’s wardrobe.
🔥 Act fast! This special “Buy One, Get One Free” offer ends on November 22nd, or while supplies last. Snag yours before they’re gone faster than Thanksgiving leftovers!
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
Items will be shipped within two weeks of your order. If there is a delay, Emilia or someone from her team will reach out to you via email.
If this is a pre-order, the item will be shipped within two weeks of the publication date or earlier.
Returns
We have a no refund policy. All books sent from our facility go through quality assurance, so they're of the highest quality.
If you've received an item that you believe has been damaged in the mail, please reach out to Emilia and her team within two weeks of receiving the package.
Print-On-Demand Items
We partner with companies for print-on-demand (POD) items, including clothing, mugs, and tote bags. These items have not gone through our team's quality assurance because they are POD. If you are not satisfied with your POD item, please reach out to Emilia or her team.
